i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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