stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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