So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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