I want to make a zoo with you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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