Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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