super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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