Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
