I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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