you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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