Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You've changed since you got that strap on
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
