I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
