i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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