IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hippo gnu deer
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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