either way he was missing a nipple.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Enjoy the penises
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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