Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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