sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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