I wannas sexs uuuuu
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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