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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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