i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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