we have officially lost it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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