but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's just like the Real World with babies
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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