How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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