Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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