Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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