If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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