Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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