You're my little dorito
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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