I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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