I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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