..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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