I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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