my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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