yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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