How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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