Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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