watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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