Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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