what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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