It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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