she smelled like a LAN party
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just had sex on a roof
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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