I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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