i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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