He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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