WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
please come you make the beer taste better
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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