He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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