if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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