if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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