SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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