How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
