I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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