Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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