Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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