The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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