you would pick up someone in the library
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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