dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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